What’s a country gotta do to get a little attention?

The Onion, normally a kind of politically vague piss-take site on life generally has a really funny item depicting a jealous North Korea vying for a little of George Bush's attention. (See: North Korea wondering what it has to do to attract US military attention).

The answer, (though the Onion story doesn’t say so) is: ya gotta put a little oil in the ground.